Jokes :D i dun care if they're dry

lmfao! i love the first one with the mexican! <3

i got some

1. What's faster than the speed of light?

A jew with a coupon!

2. Why are black ppl soo good at basketball?

because their Knee-grows

3. how do u know an asian has robbed u?

Your rice is gone, ur homework's done and their still back out of the drive way!




LOLS!

Hahaha xDDDDDD Asiaannnssss.... xD <3

Hmm Asians...delicious

AZNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

venusdoom
your pertayy
LOL
asians r cooool

Makanaokeakua wrote:venusdoom
your pertayy
LOL
asians r cooool

thank you
I'm glad your not obnoxious and giving me a lame "pickup" line

although their funny! we should say pick up lines like:

1. hey baby, wanna take a ride on my pogo stick?

2. Gurl/Boii your like a HOT fudge sundae and i just wanna EAT you up!

xlVenusDoomlx wrote:

Makanaokeakua wrote:venusdoom
your pertayy
LOL
asians r cooool

thank you
I'm glad your not obnoxious and giving me a lame "pickup" line

although their funny! we should say pick up lines like:

1. hey baby, wanna take a ride on my pogo stick?

2. Gurl/Boii your like a HOT fudge sundae and i just wanna EAT you up!

rofl... now pickup lines...


I bet you 20 bucks i can kiss you withoput using my lips (kisses) looks like I lost.


Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away!


CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAH?!?


[cue : What is love] *Moves head*


Hey, wanna ditch the zero and be with a hero?


Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

*drops something* your might have to bend down to pick that up!

*trips into womans chest* Sorry, Thanks for breaking my fall!

I'd like to put whipcream all over you, baby!

I seem to be missing my number, can I borrow yours?

How about we go back to my place and I'll show you my Star Trek videos.

I'll be your batman if you be my robin.

*takes an ugly cousin with him* This is my cousin. Will you sleep with me? (sad part about this, this was a true story that happened to my cousin. Long story short; The Ugly kid had a girlfirend, and my cousin didn't get laid. HAHA)


(An un-pick me up, used for blind dates that you hate)
Let's cut to the chase, skip the night, and have you just make me a sandwhich.

(An un-pick me up, used for blind dates that you hate)
Let's cut to the chase, skip the night, and have you just make me a sandwhich.

LMFAOOO!

women jokes:

Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something intelligent?

A: She starts out with, "A man once said...."

Guy:Wanna know a joke?
Girl:Sure...
Guy: Women's Rights

Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!


...im insulting my own kind!

funny asss girl ^
lol
is it christmas bc santas lap is open.

did it hurt.... what?..... when you fell from heaven

this is one my friend used on me XD

guy - *looks past girl* oh my god did you see that?
girl - *looks behind herself* see what? *starts to turn head back*
guy - this *kisses*
girl - *kisses* i do now

works better in the rain :3

THAT IS SOOO @!#@!# CUUUTE!

1. Anyone try the new Michael Jackson burger at McDonalds yet? Its got 44 year old meat between 5 year old buns/.

2.Why did Helen Kellers dog kill itself?


You would too if your name was "mmmppfhrrredsanfjhfeu!!!!!"

3. Your soo stupid you thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

boy: did it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: when you fell from heaven