Lance Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:21 am
BTW ; I'm not a racist. I have friends of every ethnicity, so please, don't stamp me as the Joker from Batman.
They are bad jokes... haha...
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Bench?
A bench can support a family
There were 3 men, a white man, black man, and Mexican. They got together, and after an arguement, decided to see who could make a better boat. After a week, the boats were compared. All three had similar looking boats, but what were the only flaws? Who Won?
The Mexican won. The White man decided to go to Walmart and buy a boat because it was too much work, he was lay, and he could afford one and The Black man couldn't get his boat to float. Turns out the Mexican used the same boat that succesfully got him to America.
What do you call a man with a penny collection?
A Jew
Why Did the Mexican Cross the Road?
he didn't
Why not?
He Jumped
Why did Hitler kill himself.
He realized he was a Jew
Why Don't you see midgits play in the NBA?
Shaq can't stop t-bag'in them
Why Can't Kaiba play card games to save his life?
Because i knocked the *&%! Outta him