Corrupt Wish Thread

you die when you die

u get ur wish but u died first
I wish for buttons

u get buttons but u choke on them and die. funny how most wishes end with ppl dying

i wish a woodchuck could chuck wood

you will get your wish when you teach him how then he starts going around smokyms chucking woods.
i wish for an vacation.

u get a vacation when u go to school for 1000000000000 more days
I wish for they will ban avatar megaphones

you get your wish when _____*
i wish to stop globalwarming

U get ur wish when the world didn't exist any more
I wish for LemonTea to taste da BEST =0

it does taste the best second to bubbletea of course
i wish to sleep better

U get ur wish when u vote for SmokyMs
I wish for everyone to come to lemonparty.com

dont go there ; it might be a porn site LOL
i wish for wolfie to dress like a girl

dont need to wish for that.
i wish nub would stop trying to get a gf in a game.
and get a life and get one in real life

you get your wish but then the noobs call you looking for a gf when your arent home and leave creapy messages on your phone.
I wish that i had a afro!

you get your afro but it catches fire and burns off, leaving you bald.

I wish I was Immortal

ur immortal after ur 90 years old
I wish i m not what i m

you get your wish when you get a sex change.
i wish for death kitten to use a machine gun & start chasing you people with it.

you get your wish but i chase you too
i wish for LemonTea to get a machine gun and help me chase these people

lemon whats ur ign i wanna buddie u
ign iHug

U get ur wish but she also chased ur parents and friends
I wish for disease to not exist in the world

you get your wish but for them to no longer exist you get infected with them all.
i wish for for a faster internet

it goes so faster your compy breaks.
i wish for foood

Granted, you wished for the food, but it's wish was to consume you.


I wish I had a set of Children's trading cards so that I may play with other adults.

u get ur wish but those are are fake?
Iwish for ( . Y . ) LOL xD

Granted, You got a bigger butt with two moles on them.


I wish I could fly, but fly low enough that i don't get hit by planes, high enough that i don't hit bugs or birds, and fast enough that It would be faster then driving a vehicle.

you get your wish but you get to fly for only 5 seconds and then you crash into the floor afterwards and ur pretty face is ruined.
i wish for you all to turn into a zombie & eat human brains muhahaha

i eat cho brainnnn
i wish i was weird

Granted, your so wierd, it got abnoxious and irritable. So, as a solution, the world's leaders got together and had come to a decision that you were to be sent off the planet, however, North Korea got a hold of you and use you as a weapon of Mass destruction, only to have it backfire.


I wish The butterfly I ate would stop flying in my tummy.