Corrupt Wish Thread

I love this forum game. Rules are simple you make a wish and the next poster twists that wish into something bad, and post their own wish and so on.
Example:
Post1: I wish for a free car.
Post2: You get your wish but you die in an accident once you got in.
I wish for....

Simple, lets see how creative people can be, oh and you can't make the same wish if its been posted before you. Oh and be polite:P

I wish to rule the world.

U get ur wish in your dream.
I wish all girls wouldn't do with me

you get your wish but your became a virgin
i wish to have billions of gold bars

You get your wish, but you get trapped under the bars and die o_O
I wish I was awesome in every way possible (Is this allowed? xD)

you get that wish when you become perfect. :X
i wish i have wings =D

you get your wish, but they're too small for anything
I wish to be rich


Lawls second wish :X

You got your wish to bad you suddenly got an aleric reaction to online gameing all others can enjoy
I wish for some new drugs that are not addictive but fun to take (halucinations)

you get ur wish but they are all sold[=P]
I wish LemonTea can sit on me

you get your wish, but lemontea is sitting on your grave
i wish that i could teleport

Wish granted to bad the first place where teleport to is to the sun.

I wish for a Cabrio (A car where the top can go off for if you don't know it) Don't care much about brand

deathkitten wrote:you get your wish, but lemontea is sitting on your grave
i wish that i could teleport

^ LOL

you get your wish when you become an inventor
i wish for a better computer x.x

U get ur wish but u became a dick
I wish i m fat

you get your wish but your arteries are all clogged and you die of a heart attack.
i wish for world peace (forever)

U get ur wish but 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000meteors striked earth after 5 mins
I wish i m the shit

you get your wish but actually turn into a pile of shit.
i wish i could fly

When you were in the air the wings would've be broken...


I wish i got alot of money

youre smushed under 50 million tons of money
i wish this wish would not be corrupted

It became corrupted because it have to...


I wish i had some milk...

u have ur wish from ur moms breast but ur mom died of no milk
I wish Ur gay

wish was a fail.
no deal
i wish i was an aleeeum

Wish granted, now every1 hates u...


I wish i was lvl 70 (lol)

your wish is granted but a hacker immediatly steals your account

i wish i were immortal and could feel no pain

u get ur wish but ur dick got cutted off and ur eye got stabbed by a sharp needle and a knife cutted ur balls that there were holes every where...the ball inside ur ball was 50% ripped
I wish that my wish is not a wish

since ur wish isnt a wish, it doesnt come true

i wish i could make yo mama jokes